tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15771309501457587652024-02-07T03:44:20.358-08:00Diary of Spring TrainingRamblings of a crazzed cyclistBrandon Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15636892107231276040noreply@blogger.comBlogger41125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1577130950145758765.post-29842941191337040452011-05-06T16:43:00.000-07:002011-05-06T16:43:45.072-07:00OoopsJust realised its been a while since I posted......oh well....<br />
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Workin in meaford, teaching basic training for the army can be draining at the best of times.....this week I put in a solid 70hours or so of work......pretty easy when you are working 0500-2200 daily teaching classes, doing PT, and doing the un godly amount of paperwork that these kids cause me......<br />
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Anyways, i spaked out on mansfeild due to the army seems to have once again forgot to pay me.....so I had no cash, so I just chilled at home. This weekend is the first interclub, so it will be interesting to see where the legs are, its been about 2 weeks since I did any real training.....oh, and I have some sutures in my right shin from where i tore some flesh off right down to the bone.....so all in all, normal army course....have no life to do real things....sucks.Brandon Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15636892107231276040noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1577130950145758765.post-87988480689545578752011-04-18T07:16:00.000-07:002011-04-18T07:16:08.494-07:00WTF!!So I am back to civilization....or Canada. What the hell, i drove through a snow storm to get home. I am supposed to be able to come home from the derty south, and ride single track, now its all covered in snow.<br />
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I got a decent last week in, with some good rides with benno, one painfull ride at issaqueena where I snapped my hanger like 10km from my car, and i didnt feel like breaking my chain, so i just walked out. So I am home now, hoping to get out for a fewhours today, probably go check out copeland, see if its dry enough to ride the trails there. If not just will be a road ride somewhere, maby over to collingwood.<br />
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Heading up to meaford to start working there tomorrow, so hears hopin there is time to train.Brandon Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15636892107231276040noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1577130950145758765.post-44514103606068422552011-04-08T08:06:00.000-07:002011-04-08T08:06:59.698-07:00Good Clean Southern FunHavnt posted in a few days. Just a quick update. I have been riding pretty much every day, though I have been sick latley, so i havnt been going too too hard. I started off with a 4 hour ride with ben and jerome on sunday, monday rode isaaqueena for about 2 hours. Tuesday just spun for an hour on the road bike, stopped in seneca to get some cold medication. Wednesday did about 2 hours of either climbing or decending in Pisga Park(there is nothing flat or rolling). Yesterday did a decent day of climbing. Rode the Blue Ridge Parkway, it was about 4 hours, 115km, something around 5000ft of climbing. <br />
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Today I might just do an hour or two on the road bike. I need to do an overhaul of the BB first. Then I need to get my car into a shop. Something is up with the front driver wheel. Either ball joint or CV joint.Brandon Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15636892107231276040noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1577130950145758765.post-25474740266512593632011-04-02T19:58:00.000-07:002011-04-02T19:58:43.783-07:00BENNO!!!!!!Made it to bens. 14 hours 20 minutes. Ben said he beat me when he drove. I did it on 2 hours of sleep though, so I win. I think I found every starbucks on the way down. I am still jacked on caffeine. There is talk of a ceasars head ride tomorrow. Supposed to be nice. I will see if I am up for it when I wake up, I am exaughsted right now.Brandon Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15636892107231276040noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1577130950145758765.post-11084802913964326762011-04-01T05:31:00.000-07:002011-04-01T05:31:39.414-07:00being lazyI dont know whats come over me the last few days, but i have just not been in a riding mood. I was sick last weekend, so i missed out on the pancake ride.....then i headed back to petewawa for 3 days of work, and just had zero motivation. I would get to my room after work at around 5, and just sleep until around 9, get up, have a drink of water, contacts out, and back to sleep until wake up time next day. I think I am still battling sickness.<br />
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Yesterday was present day. Sorta, still had to pay for part of it. The new uniforms for team Total Sports the Bike Shop came in. Went, got my kits, got my derailer hangers(for the new mtb, to replace the one that lasted about 5 seconds before i crashed). I had dropped off my car to get some work done on it before I head off to the south, and i was on a road bike. It may not have been the brightest of ideas to buy all this stuff while on a road bike. So I got a bag from mark, and road home with a big bag of stuff in it hanging off my road bike.<br />
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Cleaned up, started packing(so as I write this, there is a giant pile of clothes as I am trying to decide what to take) and had some lunch. Got a text, car was done, so I thought sweet, lets both do a test on the mountain bike, and the new kit. So I rode the snowmobile trails(half ice, half slush, half mud, half super dry....kinda like man bear pig), into midland, well atleast until the top of baseline, and took balm beach rd the rest of the way. I like the kits, shorts are longer then i like, though I am sure I will get used to them, or get mad one day and just trim them. Who knows.<br />
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So today is finish packing, clean up my mess, clean up my car day. Then I head off to the big smoke(toronto) to watch the sold out jays home opener. Crash at my buddies condo, then point my car in a southernly direction for about 14 hours on saturday.<br />
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Hopefully stu will get his road bike this weekend, so i can pickup my new frame from him. It would be ballin to have a newish bike for down south. Especially because my BB on my road bike now is torched.<br />
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So the race order went bike, snowshoe, ski. Tristan led it out for us on the bike, after not getting taken out by matt on the start(not for lack of trying on matts part), he seemed to roll out in good position. He would have to talk more of the bike, but it seems jacob gapped the feild on the first climb, and tristan said he just took more risks on the decent, and caught back up, so we were only down a few seconds on the bike going into T1. Well obviously being a team, we were going to win the transition game every time, so a quick tag off once tristan found me, and I was off. I was going at a pretty good clip for the first 1km or so, so I backed it down a notch, and walked like 4 times. Mostly after a climb, and just for a few seconds, catch my breath, re-adjust my one peice, aero, race suit, and back to the running. Coffee run was a little sketch comming down the hills, but it wasnt the worst. I rolled in, well ran in, and tagged off to Sir Watson. Posting a respectable 12:29 on for the 3km. So I was pretty pleased, I was under 15 which was my goal time. Andrew held onto our solid lead, to finish about 1:40ish ahead of second place. So I am happy, my fun race was both fun and we won. I believe they call that win win win...the extra win is for how awesome the team was. <br />
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Now lets back up a bit, yesterday, hit up blue mountain to see a man about a mountain bike. Well loosley defined as a man. Got the new bike loaded in the car. Got changed, and headed out for a road ride, figured when in rome.........(anchorman reference for those that dont get my humour). Rode Senic Caves rd twice....its alot longer then i seem to remember. Then figured andrew would kill me if I wasnt fresh for today, so I headed down into collingwood to spin out the ol legs. I was feeling good, and going through town I was actually using the left lane to start passing cars. Without having a computer, I would have to assume I was doing around 55-60. Then again i did have a tail wind. So I continued with my little circumnavigation of collingwood. Stopped at Expresso Post for a latte, and headed back to the car. Finally rolled into home around 230-3 ish. Played with the new bike, some changes to make it mine(gold derailer housing), and slightly adjusted the saddle height. <br />
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This afternoon is going to be full of cleaning bikes to get them ready to be sold in the hardwood swap. Then going bowling apparently to celelbrate a certain teamates birthday, which was yesterday..<br />
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Seacrest out.....I mean Brandon out.....Brandon Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15636892107231276040noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1577130950145758765.post-86631160532533413832011-03-16T11:54:00.000-07:002011-03-16T11:54:52.414-07:00never trust a man named tristan, when he is on a bike beside you...Well, to be honest, i dont think I would go so far as to call tristan a man......maby pre pubescent boy.....judging by the scream as he crashed, and took out jacob today.<br />
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So started off the morning nice, got up, made a turkey and peppper omlette, some coffee, slowly got dressed for the days ride, and headed out to the magical horseshoe valley. Met up with Jacob, where he announced that tristan stopped to get a bagel, which ment he would be exactly 7 minutes late. 8 minutes late tristan pulled up....liar. We talked for a few minutes while he got ready, and we rolled out. Climbing out of the valley, we dropped tristan like a butter face you met at the bar lastnight. This seemed to set the tone for the ride, me and jacob were not really going all out on the hills, but seemingly to tristan, we were given 'er. Oh, i forgot to mention, Tristan forgot the road bike part of the road ride, so he was riding his Rocky Mantain(cross bike). Rolled into JIZ's place around the 2 hour mark. All in all, a fun, albeit wet and cold, ride.<br />
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Tomorrow will be a surpirse, as i have no idea what i am doing. Car need to get into the shop, as i think my front passenger brake isnt working, makes stopping more of a challege. Driving was too easy it seems. <br />
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Looks like I am going to head a tad south to get my new bikes this weekend....that will be like christmas in july....only in march. Oh, and pancake ride #1 in a week.....lots of training to get done for that ride....gotta fast before hand so i can eat lots of the 'cakes.Brandon Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15636892107231276040noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1577130950145758765.post-50677711196065838692011-03-15T19:49:00.000-07:002011-03-15T19:49:47.577-07:00mmmmmm....caffeineJust drinking some nice Kicking Horse coffee, wanting to try some of this fabled Inteligeista coffee. <br />
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Anywho, lastnight i finally made my way over to JIZ's house(i like it tristan), for game night. I was about 30 minutes late for the shenanigans. I came into the house, found out that it is an obstical course just to get downstairs. Then just hung out and talked for like 3 hours, there was not a single game played.....i feel upset as I was promised games.....All I got was tristan revealing he is "hairless from the waist down", matt and shannon dammed near announcing their engagement, seeing watson in a full body spandex suit, and tristan slowly sitting closer and closer to liz, until they were literally touching. It was a really fun night, lots of laughing.<br />
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So yesterday I somehow hurt my back pretty bad doing weights at the Y. So i blame the Y and the fact that the only changeroom to have no hot water at all was the Mens Plus changeroom. The one that you have to pay almost double to use, good thing I didnt pay to get in....<br />
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This morning I was feelling better, so I ran some errands this morning, then after i had a little bite to eat headded out on the ole' bicyclette. I headed to <a href="http://totalsportsmidland.com/">Total Sports</a> to check on my order, and when the new team kit will be in. So it looks like my new MTB shoes will be in this week, my fancy shmancy road shoes looks like they wont be in until mid april....that blows. Though nothing i can do but be mad at Trek for not making enough of their RXXXL road shoes to get me a pair when i randomly decide to get buy them. And the team kit will be in sometime from this week to the end of the month. If I have it before I head to bens I will be happy.<br />
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Tommorow looks like I will be heading out with team <a href="http://jacobmcclelland.blogspot.com/">shake</a> and <a href="http://tristanspurr.blogspot.com/">bake</a> for a ride. Though they dont know when we will leave or to where. So I will just be ready at some point, and wait for a call. Though Jacob seems to have announced to the bloggosphere that senic caves is an option. I like it, I have literally never ridden up senic caves road, i dont konw how that has happened.<br />
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So I think I am off to bed now.Brandon Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15636892107231276040noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1577130950145758765.post-48752654076323598182011-03-13T13:14:00.000-07:002011-03-13T13:14:14.880-07:00Brass frigen monkeySo did the brass monkey ride with the velocity crew this morning. Gord and Alex Keen were there, tristan, jacob, andrew, ron, and 3 other guys that i didnt know. We rolled out and about 5 minutes into the ride andrew decided to try the rail trail, we got about 50ft in, and bailed on that idea, soft slushy snow isnt condusive to a group ride. So we headed out into the backroads in oro. It was a really fun, albiet an icy, ride. Jacob needs to make a ruling, but i think that extra man points should go to me, jacob, tristan and alex for passing a car during this ride. The manondale was complaining pretty loudly, probably something to do with a lack of an overhaul after the muddy cross season i put him through. So i have some work to get done sometime tonight, or tomorrow. <br />
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Next up is a 4hr ride with spak tommorow, i dont think it will be another cooch loop ride, as we just rode the shit out of that cooch yesterday.....haha, puns. So i will just ride and make turns when he sais to. <br />
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The pole pedal pound is starting to look like it might be a pole pound pound at best, as the weather forecast is for a bunch of warm warm weather, and lots of rain. So we will see. <br />
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I was playing around the ol' interweb, and came upon this jem. Now I want to try it, all i can think of is that tremblant would be perfect for this.<br />
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All in all it was a nice ride, and the first ride longer then 2 hours for me. I was definatly feeling that in the last hour, but i have to get some long rides in the next 2 weeks, to get ready for bens. I am just about to jump in for a nice warm epson salt bath, talk to you later web viewers!Brandon Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15636892107231276040noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1577130950145758765.post-50495306249166465642011-03-03T17:59:00.000-08:002011-03-03T17:59:50.393-08:00crazy weatherJust sitting in a starbucks, thought i would shoot a quick update. Riding about an hour-2 hours a day, with some running and core training mixed in. Down 5lbs in last 2 weeks. Weather is all over the place, 34 one day, 2 the next. I am home in about a week. New bikes when i get home. <br />
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I will be happy to be home, planning on some epic length rides, like 4-6 hour days. Gotta be ready for bennos.Brandon Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15636892107231276040noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1577130950145758765.post-28701362699768824982011-02-20T16:40:00.000-08:002011-02-20T16:40:10.027-08:00rights and lefts oh my...So today was my day off. So i figured I would sleep in a bit. Got up at about 830 feeling pretty solid. So I packed up my bike and boards and headed off to Va Beach. I got up to the race site, and no one was there. So I headed off to the AWI sanctuary(aka starbucks), and checked what was up on the ol IPOD, seems the start time of 1130 was moved to 130. So i drove around lookin at crap.<br />
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Finally get up to the race site, sign in, get dressed and start my warm up. It was starting to warm up, so it was nice that the race was later. Watched the girls race, seemed pretty solid. The course was dead flat, 2 hard corners, one with pretty sketchy pavement on the inside line...stayed the eff away from that sucka. <br />
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So the mens race got started right on time. Rolled out at a pretty chill pace. There was 3 primes in this race. I when for the first one about half a lap out, and no one followed, they wernt chasing too hard, so i was away for about 2 laps, but because this was less then 10 laps in I let them catch me. The race was pretty relaxed, hard accelerations out of the two hard corners, but nothing bad. It was kinda sketchy because there was no lapping rules. So if you were lapped you just kept racing. Like cross, but in a crit, this gets a little hairy. I went for the other 2 primes, but there was one dude who took the other two, i was second both times. The last lap saw the pace pick up like expected, and the acceleration really went at about the half way throuh the lap. I was sitting 5th wheel in the last corner. I stood up to catch the acceleration out of that corner, and thats when my lack of intensity training kicked in. I had nothing. I went as hard as I could, but got caught by a group just shy of the line. Finished 11th. Next race is in 2 weeks, so it looks like I am going to be doing some interval training in the next bit, see if I can finish better. Set me up better for SC.<br />
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In other news, I saw Unknown with Liam Neeson last night. Pretty much what it is is that he is a doctor that is going to berlin to give a speach at a Bio Tech convention. He is in a car acciedent and when he wakes up 4 days later he knows who he is, but everyone else is acting as though he is not who he thinks he is. Cue 1h30 of him trying to figure out what is going on, and who is responsible. Good movie, I like Liam Neeson, and he didnt let me down in this.Brandon Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15636892107231276040noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1577130950145758765.post-15075980319478135582011-02-13T08:02:00.001-08:002011-02-13T08:02:39.769-08:00Intensity for all...So i had found this local bike shop called Fat Frogs, the guys in the shop seemed pretty chill and told me about a group ride they have wed/sat/sun every week at 0730. So today was my day off and i figured I will make an apperance. I rolled out with the A+ group(22mph +) to see how I would do at a higher intensity. Well it started out fine enough with all of 5 people. We dropped one about 4km into it, later on i was told he is taking some diet pills and latley since he has been on them can hardly hold and high intensity. So we were down to 4 of us, and only 3 of us doing any real pulls(longer then 10sec, which is cool as that one person not pulling long was a girl, and she still did some pulling, so it let us recover). We did a nice ride through the country roads, that was about as flat as you can get on roads...max elevation would probably be measured in inches. We rolled into the start point at around an hour, so we averaged about 24ish mph. I forgot to ask the other guys what they had as I dont have a computer on this bike.<br />
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I grabbed a coffee from starbucks(convienently located next door to the shop), and headed into the shop with the rest of the guys. At this point the slower(or less fast if you do the midland group rides) groups were rolling in. Spent about 45 minutes in the shop talking about the local race scene, training, and just cycling in general. Pretty chill group of dudes and dudettes. I am looking forward to getting some more riding in with them. Just have to make it work at work now. <br />
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Now that I am all showered up and smell pretty, i am going to head to to a local outlet mall to check out the sales at oakley, under armour, ect.... I think my credit card might get worn out if i stay too long.Brandon Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15636892107231276040noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1577130950145758765.post-45498629938625536862011-02-11T08:19:00.000-08:002011-02-11T08:19:01.274-08:00Lions and tigers and bears, oh mySo I have been reading all about cougars and elephants..... Even seen pictures and hears of accounts of fights between the two. Seems the horseshoe valley area is getting quite interesting. All I have to contend with is black bears, possums, snakes and spiders.<br />
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Got out for a hour and a half run last night, about 15km with some hill sprints. Well as much as I could on the ol' dreadmill. Happy that the run really loosened up my hip after the trauma of last saturdays ride. So it's back to getting in all those base miles before I head off to bennos. <br />
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In other news I have started training for the pancake ride. I am up to 37 flapjacks in one sitting. Also doing some sprint training just to beat out the shake and bake. <br />
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So this morning I woke up to about 6" of snow. I thought I had escaped winter, but alas. If the snow melts away in time I might head out on the road bike, if not I will probably just go for a run or something, see how the hip feels. <br />
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Well back to workBrandon Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15636892107231276040noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1577130950145758765.post-86679332507865192192011-02-09T07:16:00.000-08:002011-02-09T10:59:31.742-08:00What to do with your time off<p$1>So I had been thinking, I listen to alot of music. So why not let those of you who are less adventurous with your music know what I am listening to now. My tastes are extreemly varried and I can easily have country, rap, punk, classic rock, folk, and even acoustic stuff all in the same playlist. I will be the first to admit, I use my iPod when I ride. I am in base mileage season now so I really get to enjoy some good chill music while I just push the pedals for hours. So let's see what my most recent music purchases have been.<br />
<p$1><p$1><strong>Mumford and Sons- Sigh no More</strong></p$1><p$1><p$1><p$1>I really liked their single Little Lion Man, so I grabbed the album. I have to say that listening to the album makes me think of the album title from Sum 41, all killer no filler. They are a Four price folk group from England. they combine well thought, powerful lyrics with a cool mix of instruments. From stand up bass, to accordion to banjo to guitar, and alot in between. Their new single The cave is another good track, though my personal favorite is the same as the album name, Sigh no More. they are a good chill out band, though the nano stuff really can get you going.</p$1></p$1></p$1><br />
<p$1><p$1><p$1><strong>Florence & the Machine- Lungs</strong></p$1></p$1><p$1><p$1><p$1>I was a big fan of the strong vocals from the single Dog Days are Over. so I picked up the album Lastnight. I have not had a chance to listen to it all yet, but it is pretty slow stuff. More like good recovery or streching music. Slow is not bad, powerfull vocals, just not for everyone.</p$1></p$1></p$1><br />
<p$1><p$1><strong>Punk Goes Pop vol.3- various artists</strong></p$1><p$1><p$1>I also grabbed this, it's coversongs of pop hits by punk bands. Fun album, cool cover of MIA's Paper Planes. I really Nike the Punk Goes series.</p$1></p$1><br />
On the uncomming front....Rise Against has a new album out on march 15th. Lookin forward to that, rise against is always good to ride to.<br />
<p$1><p$1>That's it for now, gotta atleast pretend I am working.</p$1></p$1></p$1></p$1></p$1></p$1>Brandon Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15636892107231276040noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1577130950145758765.post-11998588920954487372011-02-08T21:50:00.000-08:002011-02-08T22:04:24.655-08:00promises<p$1>So i think that i am back on the bloging bandwagon, as it seems to help those sponsored/looking for sponsorship. That and i feel that the world definatly needs to hear what i have to say...it may be the ramblings of a mad man, but thats what you get.<br />
<p$1><p$1>So those of you that arnt on my friend list on facebook, probably dont know what is up with me. In the last year since i blogged, i was riding alot, as i had no car, and had to get to work somehow. Then work took me to areas that i couldnt race, so i didnt race MTB in 2010....sad. Then in the fall i bought 'The Manondale' and took up cross racing....happy. I was doin ok, won my first begginer race at the hillbilly hustle(our own mr watsons favorite race as he is rewarded in about 6 years supply of beer). So i decided to stop sandbagging as i was a few minutes ahead of second place, and like 15 ahead of 3rd. The rest of the season was like if Tyson fought an infant....just havin the elites hand me my ass all season long. Not training for 4 months before and drinking alot of beer didnt help. Certainly i dont think doing about 99% of my cross racing in true cross form....aka hungover helped either. <br />
<p$1><p$1>So i am now in the lovley southern united states for a few months with work. I was starting to ramp up training for what is shapping up to be a busy busy year filled with racing. On last saturday i was doing some interval training on a loop around where i am staying, i looked down just after a hard set, breathing hard, and i didnt see the speed bump comming. My right hand slipped off the bars and i went down pretty hard. The cost, one UA shirt, my tri club wind jacket, new derailer cables and housing(was due anyways), and the right brake hood on my campy record brake levers. Right now it is electrical taped in place while I wait for a replacment. The rest is all fixed up..... for fun look at my hip....<br />
<p$1><p$1>Lesson learned, look where I am going....oh, and you use your oblique muscles for just about everything, it still gives me alot of pain, so i am taking a few days off training to let it heal up.<br />
<p$1><p$1>So I am in the wanting a new bike phase. I am about 99% going with a Norco CRR SL for my road bike this year....and that dammed Stu Alp is temping me with his Norco Team Carbon mtb from last year for a good price....problem is i just dont have the cash for it all.....dammed drinking habbit....i have quit drinking by the way, well almost. I have one beer left from a 12 pack i bought 5 weeks ago, so I think I am doing really well. Just need to stop crashing and breaking my bikes and in theory I will actually start making money.........<br />
<p$1><p$1>So my work is over on the 31st of March.....what am I going to do after that you say? Race the Icebreaker, P2A, ect......eff that ess....i am going south again sucka. I am going to Mr Bennos place in the derty south for the month. So I have to get all my base milage in over the next 2 months, once i get to socar(i am going to start this i think, like socal, but not as cool), its time for the intensity. I forsee lots of racing up the many mountainous climbs in the area with the many fine residents of che ben. I have races to win when i get back in May, and categories to attain...<br />
<p$1><p$1><p$1>Anyways, i just noticed it is now 0049hrs, off to bed.</p$1><br />
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<p$1>Ok, i just spent 10 minutes trying to post a picture....no dice, so just imagine a bruise that is literally about 8" long and 4" tall with a bunch of road rash in the middle....i am impressed with it....almost to the point of framing the picture, anywho, off to lollypop land.</p$1></p$1></p$1></p$1></p$1></p$1></p$1></p$1></p$1></p$1></p$1></p$1></p$1></p$1>Brandon Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15636892107231276040noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1577130950145758765.post-81916391883174028572010-01-25T15:39:00.000-08:002010-01-25T15:49:13.936-08:00Back from HiatusSo I havnt trained really since late october, and am feeling fat. Well being freshly back from the artic, I think its high time to get back into the swing of things. Seems that I am now #7 of the fastest one lap times on the XC loop at Joyride. See here- <a href="http://joyride150.blogspot.com/">http://joyride150.blogspot.com</a> . Not to shabby with no training under my belt. On that note, I should probably get on my trainer before I get lazy and play some xbox instead.Brandon Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15636892107231276040noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1577130950145758765.post-80581057567331263632009-06-14T09:42:00.000-07:002009-06-14T09:44:29.551-07:00cant sleep inSo day was my day off, a day to sleep in and get stuff done. Well Kona(my parents dog that I am sitting) saw to the sleeping in. At about 7am she started with the barking and nocking things over. Then we went out for breakfast, got some plants, me and ange planted them. Now ange is sleeping.<br /><br />Yesterday I got out for about 170km...that was a long day.Brandon Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15636892107231276040noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1577130950145758765.post-30389811656393228782009-06-01T07:41:00.000-07:002009-06-01T07:50:46.908-07:00C-Cup #3So It was cold as hell. I lost feeling in my hands on the warm up(not really much of a warm up). On the plus side my knees were frozen. I dropped my chain off the top of the crankset on coffee run riding on saturday, and smashed my knee into the bolts on my shifter/brake clamps. It was really sore to ride. So that was a bonus.<br /><br />I think I went out a little hard, I felt like I burned too many matches in the first half lap, but I was in the lead pack. I think I was last in the pack and there was like 6 of us. I just didnt think that I would survive at that pace, so I let off a bit. I came through the first lap, didnt get a bottle cus it was then that i noticed I almost hadnt drank at all. That mistake bit me in the ass later on. I was back and forth on the second lap with some guys from Two Wheel express(including Zoltan Pop who I raced against in road last year, and is a funny name so I always reconise him in results). Comming through for my last feed I effed up and dropped my bottle, I just kept going as I didnt want to loose too much. that hurt having nothin to drink. 3rd lap I was feeling effing great for the first half. Though not having that bottle sucked. I was making up alot of time, and had pulled the two wheel guys back. Then we ran into the Master Sport Women(just for Erins sake, it wasnt all of them, just the slow ones). Nothin against them, just annoying having your flow interupted by them. I just rode as strong as I could, turned out that Zoltan had faded a bit, and had I pushed harder on the last bit, I might have caught him. Ohwell.<br /><br />I also found out that not only do I have enough points to get up to expert, but so does Erin and Ange. I dont think they want to go up to expert, but I hope they do. I also think that Lee has enough points to get to Elite now. Good on him for killin the Senior Ex feild. I was check lap times too, I figure that if you add about 3 minutes to the average lap time for having to do bone shaker, I was right around the same average lap time as spak. I am considering upgrading for Boler, though i might wait until mountain view.Brandon Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15636892107231276040noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1577130950145758765.post-77857290970284539612009-05-28T11:37:00.000-07:002009-05-28T11:37:24.661-07:00Pictures are up<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFji3IQQEXucp468cu6hLd_yZU602p1JC_m6oenIqepHAgq99Rwa_kp3QsdizeAtAud0VypXZepbxYoeE6L6k-vMibB1BrWR9_fI3vXYVPOIcxeXfRbDGtAnut56iGaldsLJfRQrqxlmon/s1600-h/IMG_1896.JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; FLOAT: left; CLEAR: both" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFji3IQQEXucp468cu6hLd_yZU602p1JC_m6oenIqepHAgq99Rwa_kp3QsdizeAtAud0VypXZepbxYoeE6L6k-vMibB1BrWR9_fI3vXYVPOIcxeXfRbDGtAnut56iGaldsLJfRQrqxlmon/s320/IMG_1896.JPG" /></a> Her is one of my favorites from the weekend in tremblant. Check my gallery for the rest <a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/parkerbrandon2">http://picasaweb.google.com/parkerbrandon2</a><div style='clear:both; text-align:LEFT'><a href='http://picasa.google.com/blogger/' target='ext'><img src='http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif' alt='Posted by Picasa' style='border: 0px none ; padding: 0px; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: initial; -moz-background-origin: initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: initial;' align='middle' border='0' /></a></div>Brandon Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15636892107231276040noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1577130950145758765.post-73222749592046742542009-05-25T06:16:00.000-07:002009-05-25T06:17:12.017-07:00CCUP #2Got home lastnight from the Canada Cup in Mt Tremblant.....Shitty shitty experience. Well I shouldnt say that, I got a solid pre ride in on friday. I was super excited at how technical the decending was, and the climbing was all double track....dammed near a perfect course for me. I lost track of time on race day, and didnt have much time to warm up. The beggining was probably about 1km or so of double track climbing, but not a really steep grade. So i figured, no big deal, just take that easy, and use it to warm up, then I can work my way up during the later stages of the race. Well the start was so slow, that my warm up pace had me going from 9th in the begginging of the climb, to 3rd going into the first single track(I made alot of positions on this super super loose gravel road section we rode for about 150m right before you hit the single track, there was a hard pack section about 2ft wide that was super fast that I was the only one that rode it). Any who, so I was in 3rd, I was just chillin in the single track, and then right away the guy in second fell, so I got by him, sweet, I was in second. Then I got stalled on a rock garden(i think the whole course was just one big rock). I got passed by 3 guys. I noticed there was a big gap to the next guys behind them, so I got back on, and caught the 3 that just passed me. There was some single track and big wide ski runs to cross, so I just sat in and stuck with them. I knew where I was waiting for. It was a 500m steep double track climb. All the guys infront of me went to small chain ring for the climb. I stuck in middle and just went. By the top I was about 100ft behind first place and had put about a minute on the guys behind me as they were putting very little effort into the climb. I decided to use the single track section to recover, especially cus there was almost no more climbing from this point, as its all decending into the village, then climbing all the way up. So the guy in first was so slow on the technical stuff, I caught him right away. There was this short little punchy climb that whent up a big rock about 15ft of vertical. I used this to pass the guy in first, but in doing so I somehow managed to sheer my Derailer hanger in half. So that was it for my race. I probably would have won the race as my buddy that finished in 4th, said that the pace never got faster, only slower, and I was feeling fanatastic. So I walked the like 4km back to the village as my hanger brock above the mount point for the rear wheel, so I couldnt even do something like coast down or anything. Sucky. So I hung out with my Buddy that is one of the Pros from the Norco team who is on the injured list himself. Then drank a whole bunch that night, then drove that same friend to the hospital in Ottawa, as it seems the foreign nation of quebec didnt feel they needed to treat him even though his right quad had swelled to twice the size of his left(doctor that he saw said that based on looking at it anti inflamitories would do the trick). Though it was swollen for over a week....<br /><br />So after 7.5hrs got home lasnight, uploaded some pictures I got of the race, and the Red Bull Monte Decende relay race at night, and went to sleep. I will try to remember to upload those pictures tonight when I get home from work.<br /><br />Also, I have to give a huge huge shout out to the NORCO mechanics. I brought them my broken hanger, they found a matching one, and just gave me a new one. Pretty solid dudes.Brandon Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15636892107231276040noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1577130950145758765.post-70813795934825473392009-05-22T03:26:00.001-07:002009-05-22T03:31:12.885-07:00OttawaOn our way to Mont-Tremblant for Canada Cup #2. Stayed at the wonderful Thomas's apartment lastnight. It was a fairly uneventful drive. The plan was to take erins car, but that plan was over when we found out that her hitch ball is seized onto the mount. So we loaded our stuff into anges car, and we were off. We finally pulled into here at about 1130. Talked for a bit, sleeping by 1230. I fortunatly have an incredible internal alarm clock that decided that 6 am was a wonderfull time to get up...thanks.<br /><br />Today we are going to be driving the last 2 hours to tremblant, get a preride in, talk to the usuals, tease stu cus he is all broken, then get into the hotel. I have my camera, so I hopefully can get some good pictures on race day. I race at 10, but I have no idea how long of a race it will be as the whole website for the race is in french. I am geusing it will be around 1h30, so that will give me lots of time to get changed and ready for the 2pm start that Lee and Thomas are in. Off to kill more time surfin the net for random stuff while I wait for everyone else to wake up.Brandon Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15636892107231276040noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1577130950145758765.post-50008363863350935182009-05-15T07:25:00.000-07:002009-05-15T07:30:00.204-07:00Thursday racingSo last night I race unlimited. Jacob showed up, and the rest of the normals. I went out i suppose a little hard. I was out front until the first climb. I lost traction on a steep part, and got passed. Kept going, got passed by the reset on the second climb, same problem. Ohwell. Still need to learn how to ride glassfords, I need to just take it easy one day, and try it low speed to find the line. No idea how I finished, I was so far off the back the second lap turned into fun. Which to me equals big ring for the whole lap(minus the 2 climbs)....it was interesting.<br /><br />At work for another hour or so. Go home and build up all my Campy Record onto my old trek frame. Hopefully I can get out for a few hours today on it. Then tommorow the group ride. Then who knows....apparently we are doing alot of work this weekend sais ange. So that will be fun.Brandon Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15636892107231276040noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1577130950145758765.post-48071205189598498032009-05-14T07:08:00.000-07:002009-05-14T07:11:08.701-07:00lazy lazyI think I am getting a little lazy. Lastnight was the second time this week I havnt ridden, and tuesday wasnt much of a ride because I forgot the spacer in my cassette and shifting was all messed up. Tonight is the MtView race, so that should be fun. I think I am going to try and get out a bit early to do a lap or two. Tommorow get into the shop to get my crankset transfered off my Guru, onto the old trek frame, then I can build up the old frame with my good components until i get the warrenty done on my good race frame.<br /><br />This weekend is looking like its going to be sketch weather. Good thing I will have tommorow afternoon off. I think I will go poach at Mt View and ride for a few hours there.Brandon Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15636892107231276040noreply@blogger.com0